{"id":103,"date":"2004-05-11T14:34:53","date_gmt":"2004-05-11T14:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=103"},"modified":"2004-05-11T14:34:53","modified_gmt":"2004-05-11T14:34:53","slug":"dumb-joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Dumb Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot dog vendor?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n&#8220;Make me one with everything.&#8221;<br \/>\nI think Buddhists are vegeterians actually, no offense intended.  One could probably make up similar jokes about various denominations, similar to the Light Bulb series&#8230;I&#8217;ll have to think about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot dog vendor?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}