{"id":177,"date":"2005-06-10T17:46:32","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T17:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=177"},"modified":"2005-06-10T17:46:32","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T17:46:32","slug":"statistically-improbable-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=177","title":{"rendered":"Statistically Improbable Phrases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my apartment:<br \/>\nhemicrania lunatica<br \/>\nbrute fact\/institutional fact<br \/>\nmillions of tiny slippery plates<br \/>\nsuspicious you are<br \/>\nthe grains red of Hapi<br \/>\ntan with henna hackles<br \/>\nsingle seat long range escort<br \/>\ncall for walnuts<br \/>\nbovid domestic trinity<br \/>\nbabe&#8217;s best gum stick<br \/>\nand their sources:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n1. A Forgotten English calendar page.  &#8220;Pain in the head arising from changes in the moon.&#8221;<br \/>\n2. <i>The Penguin Dictionary of Philosophy<\/i>.  &#8220;Brute facts, like volcanic eruptions or the number of electrons in a hydrogen atom, do noot depend for their existence on human conventions or institutions; institutional facts, like those involving money, property&#8230;etc., do so depend.&#8221;<br \/>\n3.  A bottle of Johnson&#8217;s baby powder.<br \/>\n4.  A Dilbert cartoon.  &#8220;All I&#8217;m saying is that it might not be a &#8220;yoga&#8221; class.&#8221;<br \/>\n5.  The Egyptian Book of the Dead.<br \/>\n6.  <i>The Concise Oxford Dictionary of Quotations<\/i>.  Wallace Stevens, &#8220;Bantams in Pine Woods.&#8221;<br \/>\n7.  A box containing a model of a P-51 Mustang.<br \/>\n8.  Tone&#8217;s Imitation Black Walnut Flavor<br \/>\n9.  Melinda A. Zeder, <i> Feeding Cities: Specialized Animal Economy in the Ancient Near East<\/i><br \/>\n10.  <i>The Perfect Woman<\/i>, author unknown, pub. ca. 1890?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my apartment: hemicrania lunatica brute fact\/institutional fact millions of tiny slippery plates suspicious you are the grains red of Hapi tan with henna hackles single seat long range escort call for walnuts bovid domestic trinity babe&#8217;s best gum stick and their sources:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}