{"id":197,"date":"2005-11-14T09:57:06","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T09:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=197"},"modified":"2005-11-14T09:57:06","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T09:57:06","slug":"i-remember-traffic-jams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=197","title":{"rendered":"I remember traffic jams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned in an earlier post that I&#8217;m trying to review all the stuff I&#8217;ve ever learned about the Ancient Near East in preparation for this class next semester.  In doing so, I&#8217;ve begun to wonder if there&#8217;s something essentially wrong with the way my memory works.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve gone over Mesopotamian ancient history at least twice in classes.  But though I remember that King Shulgi could speak five languages, I can&#8217;t remember what dynasty he was part of or what time period that dynasty might date to.  (I also obviously can&#8217;t remember not to end clauses with prepositions, <a href=\"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/archives\/000433.html\">without excuse<\/a>).<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve learned the Hebrew language probably four different times&#8230;and forgotten it four times.  I remember the various verb forms and their meanings, but not how to conjugate specific verbs, and whatever vocabulary I&#8217;ve learned is 90% gone.<br \/>\nI can remember hundreds of advertising jingles from the 1980s and 90s (Big Mac, Filet o&#8217; Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries.  Icy Coke, Thick Shake, Sundaes, and Apple Pies), but at this moment I cannot remember what the abbreviation A.M. stands for.  I know that P.M. stands for Prime Meridian, but I don&#8217;t know what that means.  It seems to me it has something to do with the equator.<br \/>\nIs the situation hopeless?  Am I never going to be able to hold enough information about my field of study in my brain simultaneously?  Maybe if REM would write a really long song about the ancient near east, and if it were still the 1980s when they were still good and I was still 16 and could listen to the same album endlessly because it was the most profound thing I&#8217;d ever heard?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mentioned in an earlier post that I&#8217;m trying to review all the stuff I&#8217;ve ever learned about the Ancient Near East in preparation for this class next semester. In doing so, I&#8217;ve begun to wonder if there&#8217;s something essentially wrong with the way my memory works. I&#8217;ve gone over Mesopotamian ancient history at least [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}