{"id":204,"date":"2006-01-07T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=204"},"modified":"2006-01-07T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-07T23:45:00","slug":"aaaaa-the-simpsons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"<i>aaaaa<\/i>&#8230;.The Simpsons&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Simpsons has been on TV for exactly half my life.  I must have sometimes watched the Tracy Ullman show, on which it of course debuted, because I remember one short about Bart stealing cookies and saying Maggie did it, also one about Bart and Lisa pretending to be tribesmen or something using Homer&#8217;s ties, and getting yelled at by Homer&#8217;s original voice.   On the other hand, I don&#8217;t remember anything Tracy Ullman did on the show.<br \/>\nI was 16 and a junior in high school when it started.  Well I remember its, and my, early years.  I remember I had to watch it on a tiny black and white TV because my mom wanted to watch something else in the living room&#8211;Monday Night Football maybe?  Did it used to be on on Mondays?  I remember writing an essay for an Earth Day contest in 1991, while watching The Simpsons on the tiny TV.  For my Civics class, I had to volunteer at a community center, and I remember one time trying to watch it on a TV mounted to the wall, without sound, while kids swarmed about kicking up a ruckus.  And of course, I had one of the T-shirts.<br \/>\nI was so pleased with myself that I understood the literary references in the Kamp Krusty episode; and wished I could understand what Bart was saying in the one where he goes to France and learns French.  I didn&#8217;t understand the controversy over Bart being a bad influence&#8211;and now I understand it less than ever.  Though I wouldn&#8217;t let any children of mine watch hardly anything on TV now, which shows you the difference between 16 and 32.<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t watch much TV while I was in college, but kept watching faithfully when I could.  Who could forget the Halloween episodes, Otto&#8217;s wedding, the death of Maud Flanders, the time Ralph went on a date with Lisa, the Monorail, and the proud day that Homer was promoted to Safety Manager at the power plant.<br \/>\nI never thought the show could get bad, and I hoped it would keep going on even if it did, because I thought it could be just as funny if it became a deliberate parody of itself.  But I haven&#8217;t watched many of the new episodes in the last few years, and those I have seen haven&#8217;t done much to bolster my confidence.  Bart joining a boy band?  Which is really a front for Navy recruiting?  Huh?  Then there was an incomprehensible one which culminated in the Mad Magazine building blowing up.  I seem to remember that one was on shortly after 9\/11, and I couldn&#8217;t believe they put it on at all.<br \/>\nIf this trend of badness keeps up, and if the show is still on in another 16 years, you can bet I won&#8217;t be allowing any of my kids to watch it&#8230;instead, I&#8217;ll be making them watch the DVDs of the first 10 seasons or so with me.  Won&#8217;t they be thrilled?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Simpsons has been on TV for exactly half my life. I must have sometimes watched the Tracy Ullman show, on which it of course debuted, because I remember one short about Bart stealing cookies and saying Maggie did it, also one about Bart and Lisa pretending to be tribesmen or something using Homer&#8217;s ties, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}