{"id":261,"date":"2007-01-18T10:37:14","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T10:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=261"},"modified":"2007-01-18T10:37:14","modified_gmt":"2007-01-18T10:37:14","slug":"i-am-not-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"I am not funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard on the radio that California is considering a law against spanking children under the age of 3.  Penalties could include jail time or fines of up to $1000.  I don&#8217;t know, putting children under 3 in jail seems kind of harsh to me, and where is a little kid going to get $1000?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard on the radio that California is considering a law against spanking children under the age of 3. Penalties could include jail time or fines of up to $1000. I don&#8217;t know, putting children under 3 in jail seems kind of harsh to me, and where is a little kid going to get $1000?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}