{"id":44,"date":"2003-05-13T11:40:19","date_gmt":"2003-05-13T11:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=44"},"modified":"2003-05-13T11:40:19","modified_gmt":"2003-05-13T11:40:19","slug":"the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"the horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I warned Andy yesterday that I probably would not get back to my normal self until after the wedding.  I have that feeling that one gets just before any major event, it is similar to how I felt right before high school graduation at which I had to give a speech in front of a couple thousand people (I wasn&#8217;t valedictorian, just tried out to give the speech and due to lack of interest on the part of most of my classmates I got the job).  The day of graduation I walked around all day repeating my speech over and over&#8211;I specifically remember mumbling it to myself while my aunt tried to fix my hair, which had fallen victim to the heat and humidity which typifies Nebraska weather from May to October.  This time around I have fewer words to memorize, but they&#8217;re a lot more important.  Another key difference is that this time, I won&#8217;t be quoting Dr. Seuss&#8217;s <i>Oh The Places You&#8217;ll Go<\/i>&#8211;I know you&#8217;re all disappointed.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not at all nervous about getting married, but I am nervous about the wedding.  So many details to take care of, so much to delegate.  Normally I&#8217;m not a control freak at all and am quite good at rolling with the punches, and for the most part I&#8217;m doing okay this time; but the thing is that usually somebody else is in charge and I just follow orders.  This time everything is up to me: that everything goes smoothly, everybody is at least given ample opportunity to have fun, and no one succumbs to heat stroke, Lyme disease, West Nile Virus, or the many other dangers I&#8217;m told haunt the Great Plains biome these days.  So, I&#8217;m a little crazed, but I&#8217;m sure it will pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I warned Andy yesterday that I probably would not get back to my normal self until after the wedding. I have that feeling that one gets just before any major event, it is similar to how I felt right before high school graduation at which I had to give a speech in front of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}