{"id":58,"date":"2003-08-29T07:06:55","date_gmt":"2003-08-29T07:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=58"},"modified":"2003-08-29T07:06:55","modified_gmt":"2003-08-29T07:06:55","slug":"thats-the-way-it-crumbles-cookie-wise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"that&#8217;s the way it crumbles, cookie-wise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in kind of a poor mood all week.  One time on some quiz show on NPR, they had a question about the age at which adolescence ends, according to some research institution or other.  I guessed 25.  The answer was 34.  Can you believe that?  By the time you get over all this insecurity and moodiness stuff, you&#8217;re practically old.  Actually, I take that back.  Due to the rapid approach of one of those birthdays that ends in a zero, I&#8217;m currently revising my idea of what old is.  Now, my philosophy is &#8220;You&#8217;re as young as you feel,&#8221; and this week that&#8217;s about 15 for me, in terms of peevishness and irrationality.<br \/>\nAnyway, I thought it was about time I registered some angst on this blog for a change, in place of the usual sweetness and light.  However, it&#8217;s the weekend and things are looking up, like an Egyptian king&#8217;s <i>ka<\/i>-statue in its <i>serdab<\/i>, gazing eternally upwards at the imperishable northern stars.<br \/>\nAha, now I think I know the real reason for my bad mood: I&#8217;m almost 30, and I <i>still have homework<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in kind of a poor mood all week. One time on some quiz show on NPR, they had a question about the age at which adolescence ends, according to some research institution or other. I guessed 25. The answer was 34. Can you believe that? By the time you get over all this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stagingpoint.com\/michele\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}