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What I thought my six-year-old daughter would learn in tae-kwon-do class What she actually learned
The Way of the Exploding Fist Report bullying behavior to a trusted adult
Death Before Dishonor Never practice martial arts manuvers on a sibling or pet
Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Share with the class something kind you did this week, like you picked up your Legos without being asked or something
Foe-shaming Mantra of the Ineffable Bodhisvatta It’s easier if you tie the right side of your uniform first
If You Meet the Buddha, Kill Him We don’t use real weapons at this martial arts studio except for this one bo staff that is just for show and actually you’re not allowed near it
Drunken Master Style Annual membership in the American Taekwondo Association costs how much?!?
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2 Comments

  1. Michele says:

    This post is the best thing on the internet 🙂

  2. greymagistrate says:

    If it’s anything like my taekwondo studio, they don’t teach the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique ’til the kids turn eight.

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