| What I thought my six-year-old daughter would learn in tae-kwon-do class |
What she actually learned |
| The Way of the Exploding Fist |
Report bullying behavior to a trusted adult |
| Death Before Dishonor |
Never practice martial arts manuvers on a sibling or pet |
| Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique |
Share with the class something kind you did this week, like you picked up your Legos without being asked or something |
| Foe-shaming Mantra of the Ineffable Bodhisvatta |
It’s easier if you tie the right side of your uniform first |
| If You Meet the Buddha, Kill Him |
We don’t use real weapons at this martial arts studio except for this one bo staff that is just for show and actually you’re not allowed near it |
| Drunken Master Style |
Annual membership in the American Taekwondo Association costs how much?!? |
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This post is the best thing on the internet 🙂
If it’s anything like my taekwondo studio, they don’t teach the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique ’til the kids turn eight.