Michele is in the other room waiting for the vice-presidential debate to start.
I’m here in the computer room, wrestling with that most vexing of dilemmas:
Watch the vice-presidential debate?
…or play Doom 3?
Become a better-informed, critically-thinking citizen?
…or blow apart the denizens of hell with a virtual rocket launcher?
I just don’t know. But I have a sinking feeling that this isn’t going to be a victory for Democracy.
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Become a better-informed, critically-thinking citizen?
Uh huh…
…or blow apart the denizens of hell with a virtual rocket launcher?
Wait, which one’s the debate?
Now that you mention it, I for one would watch more election debates if they involved rocket launchers…